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Razor Scale Razorscale - April 14, 2008Another one bites the dust?

Hello Stranger

Thanks for stopping by. Perhaps you're here to know more about the phenomenon that is Malevolency. What is this Malevolency guild all about, you ask? Well, let me start out hittin' you with a little history.

It all started with a small group of friends and miscreants departing the Alliance side of the Tichondrius realm. They looked to the future with optimism and decided to build their own guild with the sole purpose of getting into trouble and having fun and the quiet goal of being the best and baddest hombres since Steve McQueen paired up with Charles Bronson in The Magnificent Seven. Like the King of Cool, we also aim to bring that level of old Hollywood sophistication and Lucky Strike brand cigarette* savoir faire to the equally ridiculous genre of the MMORPG, more specifically, the game World of Warcraft. Our little guild quickly rose to the forefront of the Warsong Gulch and Arathi Basin scene. Soon we were rolling hard into PvE aqcuiring better and more efficient murder weapons for our PvP needs. We found ourselves in striking distance of the top guilds on the server in terms of PvE progression in AQ40 and Naxxramas.

Today, Malevolency still trys to stay true to our founding values of kicking as much butt, and having as much fun as possible. We are still a top guild on the server in terms of progression and will continue our legacy of excellence into the upcoming expansion Wrath of the Lich King. Looking forward, you'll find our old-school WSG and AB murder-squad alive and well for the rated battlegrounds slated for WoTLK and a strong PvE progression as always. We are constantly looking for the newest breed of smash-facers to join us and help stay in fighting trim. If you think all-purpose, ambiguous badassery sounds good, then you may be the kind of person we are looking for to join our ranks. If you can have fun but buckle down when it's boss time in a raid environment this Bud's for you. If your style is ferocious and you can bite an ear off when it's time for killin' in PvP then it's Miller Time for you, baby.

If you think you have what it takes to join our ranks, click here for more information. Try and display your keen intelligence and thirst for ruin upon all shades of scrubs, nubs, and baddies. If we like the cut of your jib* you'll probably receive an evaluative invite. Good luck.

*Cigarettes are bad for you.
*We at Malevolency do not have any idea what the cut of a jib actually is.